Even I start to wonder that sometimes lol. But, don’t worry, I assure you he is alive and well. He just has been pretty busy. That doesnt mean what hes doing is any less cool or not worth recording. Actually, its the opposite! But because he can’t get to it yet, I’ll give you the general over view and he can fill in the blanks once he gets time.
Lance has gone MIA because it is once again September! And that means its band season! . . . . . Can you feel my excitement? Actually, every year between the months of September and October, everything falls on the wayside for band. Band becomes life, breath, bread, and water. We eat, drink, breath, and sleep band. And this year, even under new managment and partially non competition and show band, is still no difference.
See, one thing you’ll learn about Lance that you haven’t had the chance to do yet, is that when he commits to something, there is no half assed job in it. Its one thing I love more than anything about him. At the same time, its one thing I hate more than anything about him lol. Mostly just because I’m jealous that everything else becomes equally as important as me! For example, you will not see him skimping on a practice to come visit me. You will not find him napping through a show because he’s tired or sick. Lance just doesn’t do that.
So, right now, my boyfriend has done a little biting off more than he can sucessfully chew this year. He usually takes a big mouthful, but for whatever reason inspired him this year, he decided to pack his senior schedule in like a sardine. So, he now has band practice Mondays, Tuesdays, and Thursday evenings from around 5 or 6 till 8 or 9 I believe. He has football games Friday night and he has band competitions Saturday all day. Sundays and Wenesdays he works at the Giant Eagle. He also took AP Bio, AP Calc, Honors English, and Anatomy and Physiology for his senior school schedule. So, the only ones who really see or even talk to Lance are those other sad losers who have devoted their life to marching around with turf turds in their shoes. Which I will fully admit, I gave into peer pressure and joined when I was a senior just so I wouldn’t have to miss him the way I do now.
He has also, on Wenesdays, began his apprenticeship at the National Aviary, which is the one cool thing that needs to be written down! I am totally jealous of his apprenticeship. He literally goes and spends the day on the behinds the scenes stuff at the aviary. He’s learning so much already! And now, he is super super pumped about growing up and getting a job. I have to admit, he definatly picked the cooler one out of the two of us!
At his last trip there, he said he was in the wetlands room. He got to go into the kitchen and help sort out the bugs for the birds to eat. Then, they went to the wetlands room with the guy who runs the shows there (I cant remember his name, Lance would know) and they did a show for the people who came to watch. He said there is a conure who has a vitamin deficiancy and she hops up on a scale and takes her medicine like a little champ before snagging a seed and flying away. Some of the other birds were hopping on people’s hands and the one bird knows how to poop on command! The show didn’t last very long because the audience was stupid. They were shying away and ducking from the incan terns and stuff like that. Losers.
After that, they got to go into the flamingo pet and let the flamingos come up to them. He said you squat down in the mud and they come up and groom you! So cool! He said though, if they honk at you, you have to leave. Thats their warning before they attack!
Then, they all got to help train some birds. Lance got to point train a bird who was afraid of even the trainer because he was too tall! Being short isnt always a sin! He’s really excited about next week and what he gets to do then!